Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament...
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| Arena | Image | Entry | Contest | End Date | Comments | Avg | Rank | Awards |
| Gazelle | Wildlife 2007 [Part B] | 3/19/2007 | 4 | 4.943 | 64/89 | ||
| Crane | Wildlife 2007 [Part B] | 3/19/2007 | 1 | 5.428 | 42/89 | ![]() | |
| Baboon | Wildlife 2007 [Part B] | 3/19/2007 | 0 | 5.164 | 54/89 | ![]() | |
| BVDs? | Careless Classifieds | 1/11/2005 | 3 | 6.045 | 5/32 | ![]() | |
| Hack job | Bad Reviews: Horror Movies | 11/2/2004 | 2 | 4.956 | 15/28 | ![]() | |
| Zeta | Statues 4 | 3/27/2004 | 6 | 4.572 | 32/64 | ||
| The Next Day | Pots | 3/26/2004 | 3 | 5.814 | 3/24 | ![]() ![]() | |
| Gum Bollix | Candies | 3/25/2004 | 9 | 4.790 | 19/41 | ||
| Broken Vase | Roses | 3/24/2004 | 11 | 5.268 | 11/52 | ![]() | |
| Down in Front | Rock | 3/18/2004 | 7 | 4.071 | 23/28 | ||
| Wolf in Sheeps clothing | Sheep | 12/20/2003 | 4 | 4.614 | 14/24 | ||
| Take #2 | Venice | 12/19/2003 | 4 | 5.907 | 4/24 | ||
| Quarter Tips | Trolley Ride | 11/27/2003 | 3 | 4.423 | 18/24 | ||
| Some Gown! | South of the Border | 6/8/2003 | 12 | 6.217 | 2/19 | ![]() ![]() | |
| Rockefeller | Slip Sliding Away | 6/5/2003 | 3 | 5.512 | 9/27 |